Job Title: 3D AR Filter Wizard (aka Morty’s Next Mad Scientist)


Location: The Interdimensional Cyberspace (Remote/Anywhere in the Multiverse)


Company Description: We’re a fresh-out-of-the-garage startup that’s been brewing for just a few weeks, and we’re ready to blast off into the cosmos of creativity. We’re already making waves in the beauty space with our consumer tech product. Our goal? To blend the art of beauty with the magic of AR, creating face filters that don’t just change the game—they redefine it. We’re not your typical 9-to-5; we’re the 24/7 brainstorming, portal-hopping adventurers crafting the next viral sensation.


Job Description: We’re on the hunt for a 3D AR Artist who (whip up face filters faster than Rick can say “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!”) can craft face filters that transforms the experience of makeup application. You’re the kind of person who dreams in polygons and wakes up with a head full of shaders. Your portfolio is so impressive that even the Council of Ricks couldn’t critique it.


Responsibilities:

  • Create mind-bending AR face filters that make people question reality.
  • Deliver work at warp speed, without compromising on the galactic standard of quality.
  • Collaborate with a team of fellow interdimensional creatives and techies to brainstorm and bring to life the wackiest ideas.
  • Stay ahead of the curve on AR trends, tech, and tools – because who likes being the slowest spaceship in the race?

Requirements:

  • Proven experience in 3D modeling, texturing, and animation, specifically for AR ​platforms.
  • A portfolio that showcases a range of face filters, from the beautiful to the bizarre. ​Anything in the beauty category is a plus!
  • Mastery of AR software and tools, with a knack for pushing boundaries. – if you’ve ​invented your own, that’s a plus!
  • Ability to work at the speed of light while maintaining the precision of a laser ​cutter.
  • A sense of humor that aligns with the comedic cosmos of Rick and Morty.


Perks:

  • Work with a team that values innovation over bureaucracy.
  • Flexible hours that let you work when you’re most creative – even if that’s on Blips ​and Chitz day.
  • The chance to have your work seen by beings across the globe and multiple ​realities.
  • Any future intergalactic events.


How to Apply: Send us your resume, a cover letter on malt.blue.gen@gmail.com that ​would make Mr. Meeseeks proud, and a portfolio of your most schwifty AR face ​filters. If you’ve got what it takes to be part of our crew, we’ll contact you via ​intergalactic telepathy (or email, if that’s down).


Disclaimer: Our startup is not liable for any beauty revolutions sparked by your AR ​filters. Apply only if you’re ready to be a part of something big.

Are you ready to join a team that’s as passionate about beauty as Rick is about science? ​Apply now and let’s create beauty that’s out of this world!

Job Title: iOS Developer (Swift UI, RealityKit, and ARKit)


Location: Silicon Valley (or wherever the best Wi-Fi signal is, remote)


About Us: We’re a dynamic startup on a mission to revolutionize the world—one pixel at a time. Our team is obsessed with creating products that make people say, “Whoa, that’s slick!” We’re not just building software; we’re crafting digital experiences that’ll make your grandma want to upgrade her flip phone. Our goal? To blend the art of beauty with the magic of AR, creating face filters that don’t just change the game—they redefine it. We’re not your typical 9-to-5; we’re the 24/7 brainstorming, portal-hopping adventurers crafting the next viral sensation.


Role Overview: As our iOS Developer, you’ll be the maestro behind our next-gen consumer app for makeup enthusiasts. Picture this: an app so fabulous that even Siri will be jealous. You’ll blend cutting-edge tech with a dash of unicorn magic to create something that’ll go viral faster than cat videos on the internet.


Responsibilities:

  • Code like a ninja (or a unicorn—your choice) for iOS, flawless for iPhone.
  • Design and develop innovative AR application using Swift and Apple’s ARkit framework. Think Pokémon Go meets Vogue.
  • Collaborate with our design wizards to make the app as visually stunning as a rainbow over the Golden Gate Bridge.
  • Debug like Sherlock Holmes—because bugs are our Moriarty.
  • Keep up with the latest trends, frameworks, and memes (yes, memes) to stay ahead of the curve.

Requirements:

  • Fluent in Swift (and maybe even fluent in Klingon, but that’s optional).
  • Battle-tested (some experience) with ARKit—bonus points if you’ve taught it to salsa dance.
  • SWIFT UI? You’ve got it down pat. Your UIs are smoother than a Californian avocado.
  • A sense of humor sharper than Gilfoyle’s wit (if you don’t know who Gilfoyle is, Google him—you won’t regret it).
  • Ability to innovate faster than Elon Musk tweets.


Perks:

  • Work with a team that values innovation over bureaucracy.
  • Flexible hours that let you work when you’re most creative – even if that’s on Blips and Chitz day.
  • The chance to have your work seen by beings across the globe and multiple realities.
  • Any future intergalactic events.


How to Apply: Send us your résumé, cover letter, a GIF that sums up your coding philosophy, and a haiku about your favorite emoji on malt.blue.gen@gmail.com. Extra points if you can recite the entire Silicon Valley intro in binary.


Disclaimer: This job description is 99.9% accurate. The remaining 0.1% is reserved for unexpected alien invasions or sudden time-traveling interns. Apply at your own risk!

Job Title: Creative Marketing Visionary (Digital & On-Site)


Location: Los Angeles, CA (or wherever the martinis are shaken, not stirred)


About Us: Listen up, you hep cats and kittens. malt.blue is the beating heart of makeup enthusiasts—a place where ideas flow like bourbon at a speakeasy. We’re not just building products; we’re building dreams, aspirations, and a dash of existential intrigue. Our users? They’re the ones who make the world spin, and we’re the ones who give it a little shimmy. Our goal? To blend the art of beauty with the magic of AR, creating face filters that don’t just change the game—they redefine it. We’re not your typical 9-to-5; we’re the 24/7 brainstorming, portal-hopping adventurers crafting the next viral sensation.


Role Overview: We need a marketing maestro who can spin campaigns like Don Draper on a three-martini lunch. You’ll be the Picasso of pitches, the Sinatra of slogans, and the Hemingway of headlines. Your job? To make people crave our beauty tech platform more than they crave a smoke break during a board meeting.


Responsibilities:

  • Creative Alchemy: Mix words, images, and ideas until they sizzle like a hot skillet. You’ll whip up taglines that stick to brains like bubblegum on a summer sidewalk.
  • Efficiency Guru: Time is money, baby. You’ll streamline campaigns faster than a New Yorker hailing a cab in the rain.
  • Accountability Whisperer: Own your work like it’s your last cigarette. If a campaign flops, you’ll take it on the chin and come back swinging.
  • Innovation Architect: Dream big, but spend small. You’ll stretch a dollar like it’s a rubber band on steroids.
  • Detail Dervish: You’ll spot typos, misaligned pixels, and font crimes from a mile away. Perfection is your middle name (or maybe it’s “Danger”—we’re not sure).
  • Execution Maestro: Ideas are cute, but execution is sexy. You’ll turn brainstorms into thunderstorms.
  • Leadership Swagger: When the chips are down, you’ll rally the troops like Patton with a PowerPoint.

Requirements:

  • Fluent in charm, wit, and the art of seduction (metaphorically speaking, of course).
  • Digital sorcery: SEO, SEM, PPC—you’ve got the acronyms down pat.
  • Physical campaigns? You’ll make billboards wink and brochures flirt.
  • A sixth sense for consumer psychology. You know what makes people tick, click, and double-tap.
  • Charisma level: Clooney at a charity gala. You’ll schmooze clients, influencers, and the office ficus.
  • A portfolio that’ll make Warhol raise an eyebrow. Show us your Mona Lisa of marketing.


Perks:

  • Work with a team that values innovation over bureaucracy.
  • Fluid hours, my dear, where the clock bends to your whims, and the muse dances with you in the moonlight.
  • The chance to have your work seen by beings across the globe and multiple realities.
  • Any future intergalactic events.


How to Apply: Send your résumé, cover letter, a GIF of a dancing typewriter, and a haiku about the color of success to malt.blue.gen@gmail.com. Bonus points if you can recite the entire Mad Men intro backward while juggling vintage ad props.


Disclaimer: We’re not responsible for sudden urges to smoke Lucky Strikes or wear fedoras.