Job Title: 3D AR Filter Wizard (aka Morty’s Next Mad Scientist)
Location: The Interdimensional Cyberspace (Remote/Anywhere in the Multiverse)
Company Description: We’re a fresh-out-of-the-garage startup that’s been brewing for just a few weeks, and we’re ready to blast off into the cosmos of creativity. We’re already making waves in the beauty space with our consumer tech product. Our goal? To blend the art of beauty with the magic of AR, creating face filters that don’t just change the game—they redefine it. We’re not your typical 9-to-5; we’re the 24/7 brainstorming, portal-hopping adventurers crafting the next viral sensation.
Job Description: We’re on the hunt for a 3D AR Artist who (whip up face filters faster than Rick can say “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!”) can craft face filters that transforms the experience of makeup application. You’re the kind of person who dreams in polygons and wakes up with a head full of shaders. Your portfolio is so impressive that even the Council of Ricks couldn’t critique it.
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How to Apply: Send us your resume, a cover letter on malt.blue.gen@gmail.com that would make Mr. Meeseeks proud, and a portfolio of your most schwifty AR face filters. If you’ve got what it takes to be part of our crew, we’ll contact you via intergalactic telepathy (or email, if that’s down).
Disclaimer: Our startup is not liable for any beauty revolutions sparked by your AR filters. Apply only if you’re ready to be a part of something big.
Are you ready to join a team that’s as passionate about beauty as Rick is about science? Apply now and let’s create beauty that’s out of this world!
Job Title: iOS Developer (Swift UI, RealityKit, and ARKit)
Location: Silicon Valley (or wherever the best Wi-Fi signal is, remote)
About Us: We’re a dynamic startup on a mission to revolutionize the world—one pixel at a time. Our team is obsessed with creating products that make people say, “Whoa, that’s slick!” We’re not just building software; we’re crafting digital experiences that’ll make your grandma want to upgrade her flip phone. Our goal? To blend the art of beauty with the magic of AR, creating face filters that don’t just change the game—they redefine it. We’re not your typical 9-to-5; we’re the 24/7 brainstorming, portal-hopping adventurers crafting the next viral sensation.
Role Overview: As our iOS Developer, you’ll be the maestro behind our next-gen consumer app for makeup enthusiasts. Picture this: an app so fabulous that even Siri will be jealous. You’ll blend cutting-edge tech with a dash of unicorn magic to create something that’ll go viral faster than cat videos on the internet.
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How to Apply: Send us your résumé, cover letter, a GIF that sums up your coding philosophy, and a haiku about your favorite emoji on malt.blue.gen@gmail.com. Extra points if you can recite the entire Silicon Valley intro in binary.
Disclaimer: This job description is 99.9% accurate. The remaining 0.1% is reserved for unexpected alien invasions or sudden time-traveling interns. Apply at your own risk!
Job Title: Creative Marketing Visionary (Digital & On-Site)
Location: Los Angeles, CA (or wherever the martinis are shaken, not stirred)
About Us: Listen up, you hep cats and kittens. malt.blue is the beating heart of makeup enthusiasts—a place where ideas flow like bourbon at a speakeasy. We’re not just building products; we’re building dreams, aspirations, and a dash of existential intrigue. Our users? They’re the ones who make the world spin, and we’re the ones who give it a little shimmy. Our goal? To blend the art of beauty with the magic of AR, creating face filters that don’t just change the game—they redefine it. We’re not your typical 9-to-5; we’re the 24/7 brainstorming, portal-hopping adventurers crafting the next viral sensation.
Role Overview: We need a marketing maestro who can spin campaigns like Don Draper on a three-martini lunch. You’ll be the Picasso of pitches, the Sinatra of slogans, and the Hemingway of headlines. Your job? To make people crave our beauty tech platform more than they crave a smoke break during a board meeting.
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How to Apply: Send your résumé, cover letter, a GIF of a dancing typewriter, and a haiku about the color of success to malt.blue.gen@gmail.com. Bonus points if you can recite the entire Mad Men intro backward while juggling vintage ad props.
Disclaimer: We’re not responsible for sudden urges to smoke Lucky Strikes or wear fedoras.